Are there any truly painless ways to die? Unless you slip away in your sleep, most natural deaths are painful ordeals. Trying to kill yourself in an attempt to quickly and painlessly end your life is an even worse idea, and likely to end in pain and injury.
Are there any truly easy ways to die? Let’s take a look at some of the most common methods people choose to end their own lives:
Note:This is an article intended for entertainment purposes only. If you’re having suicidal thoughts, please talk to a professional. You can get help at 1-800-SUICIDE, or by seeking out a counselor or suicide prevention center in your area.
Getting Shot In The Head

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How do people survive getting shot in the head? The answer is in the details – first of all, any shot to the head where the bullet doesn’t injure the brain is likely going to be survivable, unless a major artery or vein is hit. Even if the brain itself is injured, the brain is structured in a way where different sections are responsible for different aspects of your daily function – one part may be for consciousness, another for spatial awareness, another for language, another for touch, another for sight, etc. Because of this, damage to the brain caused by a bullet is not always guaranteed to cause death – at least not instantly.
There are a surprising number of gunshot victims who take a bullet straight through the frontal lobe and survive, coming out surprisingly well. In other cases, the damage can be devastating, causing loss of sight, chronic pain, impaired motor function, nerve damage, mental retardation, loss of memory, paralysis, loss of language ability, or brain death.
Death by Hanging

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In an “ideal” long drop, the sudden torque from the noose dislocates a neck bone known as the “axis”, which severs the spinal cord. Blood pressure to the brain drops to 0 in approximately a second, after which the subject loses consciousness. Death itself can take a few more minutes to occur as the brain is slowly starved of oxygen, but the person remains unconscious.
However, the situation described above is an ideal hanging performed by professionals. When something is miscalculated, or when performed by an amateur, the cause of death is usually strangulation or suffocation. This usually takes several minutes and is a much more painful, excruciating experience. Depending on how the noose is tightened around the neck, the carotid arteries may be compressed, slowly cutting off blood flow to the brain. The noose is also likely to compress the trachea, which can be extremely painful and will also cause suffocation. Depending on the exact circumstances, the person eventually goes unconscious after several seconds or minutes, after which death sets in after approximately 5 to 20 minutes.
Jumping Off A Tall Building

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In theory, jumping off of a tall building – say 25 stories or above – onto concrete should ensure a sudden death. But is it really pain-free? If you fall face first, then theoretically you shouldn’t feel anything at all. Even if you hit feet first, you’ll be travelling at a fast enough speed that you’ll only experience a momentary flash of pain before your brain splatters on the pavement.
But while you might not experience physical pain if you dive head first out of a 25th story window, the psychological pain can be enormous. How do we know this? Because people have jumped from extreme heights and survived; in the 2006 documentary, “The Bridge”, Eric Steel examines suicides off of the Golden Gate bridge.
The deck of the Golden Gate bridge is 245 feet above the waters below. The fall takes 4 seconds, and most jumpers hit the water going at a speed of 75mph. Most jumpers either die from impact trauma, or drown shortly after. However, around 2% of people manage to survive the 245 feet plummet to the chilly waters of the San Francisco Bay. Unanimously, those who jumped and survived said that they instantly regretted the decision as they fell. They discovered that as they fell, their seemingly insurmountable depression seemed to lift away, as they realized that nearly everything in their life was fixable – except for the decision they had made to jump.
Overdosing on Sleeping Pills

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Not so fast – depending on the drug, an overdose may also cause massive pain and shock as your heart fails before the sedative effects of the drug ever have a chance to get to work. The body struggles furiously for oxygen before the brain goes numb and the person falls asleep, likely to never wake again.
Additionally, your body is designed to fight off poison by forcing you to throw up. If you do throw up, there is good chance you’ll expel enough of the poison to avoid an instant death. However, the damage to your livers and kidneys can result in an extremely painful, drawn out death from liver failure – amongst a number of other nasty consequences.
Running Your Car In The Garage

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Carbon monoxide gas does have the effect of making the victim sleepy, so it is possible that you could fall asleep before the carbon monoxide in your blood stream starves your brain of oxygen, causing death. However, if the carbon monoxide doesn’t kill you, the long term effects can include paralysis and brain damage. In the short term, carbon monoxide poisoning can also cause headaches, nausea, and breathlessness, in addition to dizziness and loss of consciousness.
Based on our research, there doesn’t appear to be any way to guarantee a painless death. There is even strong evidence to suggest that lethal injection – the most effective method our government has devised to kill people efficiently and painlessly – is not painless.
Instead of worrying about the pain of death, perhaps we should focus on enjoying the precious time we have. Eat, drink, and be merry – until your number is finally called.
How is this supposed to be entertaining? How can you joke about something that only ever happens when someone is completely miserable and can’t find another way out? This is disgusting.
Who said anything about joking? Do you see any jokes in the article? Is there any humor? I think you’re confusing the use of the word “entertainment” with the word “joking”.
The article is “entertainment” in the sense that everyone we’re all fascinated by mortality – its a defining element of the human condition. Its “entertainment” in the sense that its to be read out of morbid curiosity – not as something to be taken seriously. If anyone reading this is struggling with depression or suicidal thoughts, they should seek professional help.
Obviously there’s nothing funny about depression & suicide. Lighten up a bit – believe it or not, people can talk about death without actually advocating suicide.
can u tell me the names of lethal injections
Herion (more then 550mg)
Great documentary, thanks for posting it.
We admire what you have done here. I love your part that you say what you are doing this to provide back however i would assume by every one of the comments that’s working for you as well. Do you have any more info on this particular?
Very helpful, thanks for the tips
what can be done if someone is very affraid of living?
It is a great article . By showing that death is as painless as one thinks , this article may in fact change someone’s mind that does fear the pain . Some however regardless of the pain have made the ultimate decision to end it all . These are the ones that really need the help . They have fallen so deep and convinced themselves that death is the ONLY answer . The side effects of any of the above that has failed , should be also reminded of the physical disabilities that trying any of these can leave a person in a worse condition than what they were in . Your last paragraph states the best , focusing on enjoying your time here . There is darkness all around , but with darkness there is also light . Living the positive one day at a time or one hour at a time . At times seems impossible , but the time does pass by . I have personally seen the darkness , embraced it like a friend . It not for the help of friends , I would have ended there . No I’m not completely out , but each day I work at it and it slowly gets better .
Eat, drink and be merry? Thanks so much for the advice. I’ve spent 2/3 of my life wishing it was over and everyday gets worse. I do everything I can to fight it because I don’t want to hurt my family with my suicide. CBT, anti-depressants, loads of exercise, eating well, supplements, twice daily meditation, journaling, spending time in nature. I have enough self help books to start my own library. I wish I could give my health and wealth to someone who can appreciate it. Decades of of incurable depression is intolerable. If I’ve spent more of my life being jealous of dead people, shouldn’t I be allowed to go without the danger that I would be incapacitated and unable to try again? Possibly spending more intolerable years in incapacity? I’ve created a business that’s given 50 people jobs and made our supporters rich. I’ve gotten good grades, I’ve tried over and over to participate in life but NOTHING helps. Platitudes don’t help. This is not a short term decision. I’ve tried and dared to hope it would get better for over 20 years. How many doctors do I need to see? If I am truly incurable, why isn’t there a humane way to put me out of my misery? 20 out of 39 years is a long time to come to this decision.
I’m really glad that eating, drinking and being merry helps many people, but some of us are beyond help and some understanding of that would help cut out the crap from these forums. Stop telling us to want to live. We do, but it isn’t possible. I’ve spent decades, a fortune, countless hours of reading, counselling and dedication to the work. What more can I do? Please help me out of this minute by minute intolerable misery. Please stop posting unhelpful and useless posts so we can find real answers.